Should Bert and Ernie Be Allowed To Marry?

Obvious response: Only if they love each other.

Sesame Street, however, declined... say that the ambiguously gay duo did not, in fact, have a sexual orientation. Probably a good thing as there are uber-crazies out there convinced that gay marriage will eventually lead to incest, polygamy, beastiality and pedophilia being social accepted. Same sex puppet marriage would only convince them that the avalanche down the slippery slope of moral turpitude had begun...