Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Bachmann '12?

Please God, NO. I will take Sarah Palin over Michelle Bachmann. I will take Barry Goldwater over Michelle Bachmann. I will strike a deal with a voodoo necromancer and bring back Wendell Wilke to run! Al Smith! Someone! Anyone! Bernie, from 'Weekend At Bernie's!'

And if this woman somehow manages to get the GOP nomination, I will crawl over hot lava, broken glass and rusted nails to vote for Barack Obama again. 4 more years of detached, wonkish incompetence would be preferable to any time at all in a Bachmann administration.

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