Boobquake!

Monday, the Earth is going to move, shake and quake in the first ever BOOBQUAKE!

What's a Boobquake you ask? Well (there's an article and my first ever link to Fox News on The Cigar, ew...) a cleric in Iran by the name of Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi (how cool is that name? I mean, apart from being attached to a sexist authoritarian Iranian cleric, it might be cool to have a name that sounds like Hojatoeslam!) suggested that women dressing immodestly caused earthquakes. (Conviniently ignoring the fact that Tehran itself sits on a fault line.) In response, BlagHag decided to call his bluff- and the Boobquake was born. Monday, April 26th- show some cleavage, as much as possible and we'll see if any earthquakes actually do happen. (That's the general idea, anyway.)