...embedded below the field at Kinnick Stadium. You mean that has to go? Yes, Iowa City is replacing its 'nuclear-weapons free zone' signs, as people like to steal them. (Which is pretty much all those signs are good for.) To me, while a bold statement against nuclear weapons, the very existence of these signs just prove how asinine this City can be when it puts its mind to it. Nuclear-weapons free zone? No shit. Because a big honkin' ICBM is going to be overlooked in the middle of the PedMall.
But you want to know what's even better? It's this:
Violators of the city's nuclear free weapons zone code are subject to a $500 fine and 30 days imprisonment for the simple misdemeanor.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Leave your ICBMs at home, because in Iowa City, they're not welcome! And it'll cost ya if you want to bring 'em in. (Question: if a person detonates a nuclear weapon in the nuclear weapons free zone, do they still get charged with the simple misdemeanor?)
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